Man jokes
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Memes
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."