Man jokes
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."
"That's your lookout."
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.