Confusios Ssay "man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew"
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
why do orphans like spider man 100% of them are like him
So a man asked another man what’s your name and he says what’s it to ya. So the guy asked agoim and he says what’s it to ya. Come to find out his name was what’s it to ya
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
I tell a man get me a glock 19 he comes back with a glove i was about to shout at him but then i saw a pistol in his pocket so i left and thanked him
Boyfreaind- let go to bed Girlfriend- no Boyfriend- why Girlfriend-because you want sex Boyfriend- no i dont NEXT MINUT The nan could hear banging
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Man Uranus is so big
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
what is a gay mans favorite hobby
cockfighting
There are 3 Genders
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree
A leaf
How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)
A blind man walked into me at a store i said "watch it bitch" and he said "sorry i didn't see you there."
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man that was one alone family photo.