Man jokes
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"