Man jokes
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!