Man jokes
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Memes
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?