What did John Cena say to Ray Charles? Hey, man.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse, A man walked into a horse
three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate cause it's lunch time the guys ask the man to do a favor and he says sorry guys I have a lot on my plate!
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
What's more sensitive than a pushy? A western man on the internet.
So a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half of then the man says wow school supplies are low the week
what did nemos dad say "man hes alot like my dad, i can never find him"
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired
Im 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedofile. I told him to fuck off this is our 10th anniversary
Whats the difference between you and me. Your not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What's better a woman or a man
Neither for I am WHITE
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
If she’s old enough to breed she’s old enough for me