Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Man Jokes
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! šš¤£
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "Iām sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
