Man jokes
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.