What happened when the man died? Yes.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!😂🤣
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
