Man

Man jokes

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Rope

What did the talking rope say to the man?

"Just hang in there."

Woman

Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...

Man: Men have to deal with women.

Memes

Christmas

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

Dog

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

Tree

Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲

Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️

Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮

Punchline

A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.

Yeah, that was the punchline.

Problem

What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?

Just hang in there, man.

Body

Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.

Fat

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

Ball

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Hand

There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

WW2

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?