Man jokes
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Memes
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.