what is the most dangerous mountain? kill-a-man-jaro
What is the craziest thing an indian man does for sex??.................................................. marriage
Man walks in to the doctor He says” doctor I need a new butt mine has a crack in it” Doctor-how many time do I have to tell you!!!
what did the man say to the girl? You just milked a cow.
what did no head man ? haha
Why did the man fall off his bike? - because someone through a refrigerator at him
A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know but man can it pick lettuce.
i killed a man in 94
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock A: a man!
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom? sex worker
man 2001 just called they want a tower back
A man assaulted me with milk,cheese,and butter. How dairy.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid where rags the man asked "hey are you a orphan?" .The kid said "yea what gave me away?" the man said "your parents."
Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
for every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Who said ' That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind ? Not Stephen Hawking.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
It's the Olympics
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad
