Man jokes
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed. He wakes up under it...
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.