Man jokes
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.