Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot A man will actually look for the golf ball
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
