Man jokes
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! ππ€£
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Memes
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "Iβm sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because heβs the milkman.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DONβT GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"