Man jokes
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.