Rupture

Rupture Jokes

(Thi isn't really a joke btw anyway ) SpongeBob me boy ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours agahgahagahagahagah

Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?

None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.

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