A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church. A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke but the third nun, her arm was too short.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest, he goes to tell his wife. Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations
my worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "
so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.
#1 Man : pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20
#2 Man : My son Died at level 4
#1 : Lol, Your son is a noob
What Did Iran Say To Oman
Oh Man I Ran Out Of Ideas
why could'nt the man get out of the maize maze?
he got corn-ered
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir"
*bowl of dark grapes* Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men Friend 2: Black? Good one Friend 1: 21 at a time
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank has jotted that down on his notebook he says, "o, i c"
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black women?
An oreo.
