Man jokes
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."