A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward. Well, let just say that I see his point.
an autistic man walks into a bra
Brown bear Brwn bear what do you see i see a blind man looking at me blind man blind man what do you see. Oh sorry i forgot you cant see.
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then “WHOA-MAN!!”
a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.
why did the man say chickens were lucky..? because they get killed and eaten.
The man who invented Velcro died Rip
What did the man who had sex with an instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating." The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!" The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week? Everyone was furious but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny
The dear God created the man. Then he created woman. When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
HOW DID A MAN KNOW HIS WIFE DIED DISHIS START PILIENG UP
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb
North Tower: No, that was da plane
I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.
i saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul. Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue. And he probably be lookin more blue than me
I told a Chinese man, which is better, Cats or dogs. He said dogs. I say why? He said because dogs tasted better Than cats
