Man jokes
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle. Apollo says, "If you eat that buffet, everyone you love will die."
"Up yours," the man said, "What are they going to die of, famine?"
Moments later, there was an incident that took place in the restaurant. Everyone literally died. It turned out the restaurant had a B-. I said, "Is that really a thing groaning on the hospital?"
The doctor said, "Know that is your condition, you have hepatitis B-."
"What the FU***** SH**"
Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus, dying also in laughter.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground? A bolder choice.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
I put glue in a man :)
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"