What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass? fruit cake
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.
Whats in a mans mouth when he realizes he's gay
A dick
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
Man 1: Hey I heard you survived a school shooting, what was it like? Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere, I was only able to get a few of them.
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you ...”
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Yo man, stand up
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up
what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Man:Can You be my girlfriend? Woman:Im Lesbian, Sorry Man:Oh, Heres your rope
Man: hey kids, who wants milk? Kids: Me! Man: *unzips fly*
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?
To get them into his van.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus and other genders came right from uranus
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves??
Russell
I told a blind man to read more so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
