What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
The Closet Christian Nationalist
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This is a satirical take on a closeted gay man who is also a Christian nationalist and claims to be heteroflexible or bisexual. The humor comes from the contradictions in his identities and the suggestion that he should be forcibly outed. The punchline is that there is a lot of hypocrisy and conflict in this man's actions and identity, which is what the LGBT community find problematic.