Love at first sight jokes

Why can’t the blind man find love?

It’s called love at first sight.

How did the blind girl get a date?

She said it was love at first sight.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

Crush: "How much do you love me?"

Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."

Crush: "But it's morning."

Me: "Exactly."

Girl: How much do you love me?

Me: Count the stars in the sky.

Girl: Aww, it's infinite!

Me: No, just a waste of time.

I love you like my cuts.

Deeply.

I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.