Man jokes
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Memes
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!