Man jokes
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.