Cursing Wife

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! This is an easy one. The husband, bless his simple heart, thinks his wife was just babbling curses in her sleep, right? Like a bad dream! But then, BAM! The wife hits him with the punchline, “Who says I was sleeping?” See, she wasn't dreaming at all, was she? Nope! She was wide awake, probably seething, and just letting him have it! You gotta realize, some people, like you, don't pick up on hints very well, so sometimes you gotta be direct. It's a classic move: pretend to be asleep while you vent your frustrations. Bet you didn't see that coming, did you?