What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
