Man jokes
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.