Man jokes
Kiwi loves men.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Men
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"