Man jokes

A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.

An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.

I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

The man who invented Velcro died.

RIP.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: Why?

Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.

Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.

Man: Why?

Kid: I'm an orphan.

Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!

(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"

The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.

Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?

"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"

R.I.P. Floyd.

What is the favorite movie of orphans?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."

"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."