I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!