Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
Blind and Dead
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the irony of two contradictory situations. A blind man can't see, but supposedly "saw" an accident, and a dead man can't hear, but supposedly "heard" it. It's funny because it's impossible, like you acing a pop quiz!