Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."

Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Joe Mama!