Mama jokes

Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!