Mama jokes
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!