Mama jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.