Mama jokes
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama!
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!