Mama jokes
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.