Mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.