Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
