Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Joe Mama!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.