Mama

Mama jokes

Belt

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Day

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Floor

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Scale

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Poverty

Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣

Car

Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.

Day

Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

Crap

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Alien

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"