Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

Yo mama so ugly!

The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!

Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.