Mama jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Joe Mama!

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.

Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣

Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?

Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.

Your mama.

Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.