Mama jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Joe Mama!
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Your mama.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.