Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Joe Mama!
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Your mama.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
