Mama jokes

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!

So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.

Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)

Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.

So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

What is an orphan's favorite joke?

"Yo mama" jokes.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.