Mama jokes

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣

Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.

Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?

Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.

Your mama.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.