Mama jokes
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.