Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Joe Mama!
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
