Mama jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Joe Mama!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
You mom.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.