Mama jokes
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.