Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!