Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.