Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.