Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
