Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"