Mama jokes
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.