Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo Mama's Arctic Swim
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about your mom being so HUGE that when she goes for a dip in the water, it's like a giant iceberg melting party in the Arctic. A mile, bro. A MILE. You probably don't even know how long a mile is, but trust me, it's far. Also, your mom is fat.