Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
joe mama so dumb i took a picture of her last christmas and it is still printing
your mamas so ugly that when she looks in the mirror u can see micah
Me: Joe left today Orphan: who Joe Me: Joe mama
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks she thought she could buy a star
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
