Mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.