Mama jokes

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.