Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
