Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.