Mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.