Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Itβs like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.