Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
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Yo mama so stupid she raised you
Yo mama so fat she is one of the boulders in Indiana jones.
yo mama so ugly she made kanye west go east.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies she burries it
Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!!!
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
yo mama so slow she took nine months to make the joke, thank god mine only took 6
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her :(
Yo mama so hairy she braids her eyebrows
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that's why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." . Says that little boy: "But mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!"
Your mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped the rapist was the one getting PTSD...