Mama jokes

Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)

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Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.

Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.