Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
