Mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.