Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Your mama's so crazy, she cooks her chicken drumsticks in raspberries and milk.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!