Mama jokes
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.