Mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.