Mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Yo mama so rich,

her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.