Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Yo mama so rich,

her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.