Modeled After Yo Mama

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Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is sayin' "yo mama" is so dang big that the ancient Egyptians used her as a model when they built the pyramids. Basically, she's pyramid-sized, which is a silly exaggeration. I bet you didn't know that the Great Pyramid of Giza is estimated to weigh about 6 million tons! You are welcome.

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