Mama jokes

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

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