Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.