Mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
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Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.