Mama jokes
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...