Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
