Mama

Mama jokes

Friend

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

TV

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

TV

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

World

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Golf

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.