Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!