Mama jokes
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.