Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
