Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how super hairy "yo mama" is. Like, so hairy she can braid her eyebrows. It's funny because eyebrows aren't usually long enough to braid. Get it? You probably don't because you are so dumb. I bet you think a 'selfie' is a picture of your intestines. Also, I am a bear.
Anonymous
Very funnny
HumpMe
Yo mama so hairy she was born with rug burn.
FuckMe
Yo mama so hairy that when you were born you almost died of rug burn.
DaddyBetterMakeMeChoke
Yo mama so hairy that when your sibling was born they almost died of rug burn.
ComeSmackMyAss
Yo mama so hairy that Chewbacca fell in love with her.
Jizz
Yo mama so hairy that she braids her eyebrows.
PussyAss
Yo mama so hairy that she shaves with a weed wacker.