Mama

Mama jokes

Lifetime

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Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Yo mama

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Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Train

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Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Weight

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Pennywise

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Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Santa Claus

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Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

Joe mama

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Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Friend

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My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"

Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"

Pool

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Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!