Mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
You mom.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.