Mama

Mama jokes

Face

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Orphan

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Fox

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

TV

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Concrete

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Santa Claus

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

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  • Joe mama

    Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

    Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

    Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

    Friend

    My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"

    Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"

    Pool

    Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

    God

    Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.