Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
You mom.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.