Mama jokes
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
You mom.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.