Mama

Mama jokes

Weight

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Pennywise

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Santa Claus

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

Friend

My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"

Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"

Walk

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

Joe mama

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Pool

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

TV

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

God

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.