Mama jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!