Mama jokes
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!