Mama jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"

Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.

You mom.

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!