Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
you mom
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
what is an orphan's favourite joke? yo mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
