Mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
You mom.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.