Mama jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!