Make jokes

Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?

A: They keep breaking records!

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

CONSPIRACY!!!

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

Umm, what joke should I make?

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.

How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?

Its rings!

I make baby mush.

What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”

He hid in her attic.

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."