How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.