Make jokes
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
Umm, what joke should I make?
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."