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Make jokes

Oatmeal

    • Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.

    Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.

    Clarie: It was painful!

    Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.

    Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!

    Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?

    Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!

    Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!

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    • Sex

    • My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

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    • Homework

    • Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!

    Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!

    Lenda: I'll try!

    3 mins later.

    Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!

    Lenda: Then what is 90 million?

    Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!

    4 mins later.

    Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?

    Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!

    Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!

    Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!

    Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?

    Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!

    Make memes

    Pasta

    • My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

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    • Litter

    • I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.

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    • Version

    • They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

    There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

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    • Chat

    • Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

    Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

    Meal

    • Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.

    He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."

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    • Song

    • I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.

    If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.

    Bomb

    • I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

    I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

    He gave me a book.

    It was the Quran.

    I said, "What the hell is that?"

    He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."

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