Make jokes
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Umm, what joke should I make?
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
Memes
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.