Make jokes

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?

A: They keep breaking records!

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

CONSPIRACY!!!

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

How do you make an apple turnover?

You push it down a hill.

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.