Make jokes

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

CONSPIRACY!!!

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

I make baby mush.

"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?

A: They keep breaking records!

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.

Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.