Make jokes
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
I make baby mush.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Umm, what joke should I make?
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."