Make Jokes

Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.

I really used to be in the emo chicks now they’re just don’t make the cut

Dark humor and woman are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

I would make a disabled joke But they never work

I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!

The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up

My parents telling me: "What doesnt kill you makes you stronger." Me upset about my suicideattempt doesnt succeed.

Ring.. Ring.. Yes this this is Dave from the Orphanage, you make em we take em, how may I be of service?

A handicap person was making fun of me so I walked away

MAN A: ''is google male or female''?

MAN B: ''female because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion''.

Bubba couldn't make rent so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead. I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.

Who makes the best anteaters??? Uncle's..(Aunt eaters)

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

Whenever I make a 911 joke it bombs