Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.
Q: What happens when emo's make out?
A: They don't they just hang out
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dieing room
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this this is Dave from the Orphanage, you make em we take em, how may I be of service?
I'd make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.
My parents telling me: "What doesnt kill you makes you stronger." Me upset about my suicideattempt doesnt succeed.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law canβt make enough room for her.
Who makes the best anteaters??? Uncle's..(Aunt eaters)
MAN A: ''is google male or female''?
MAN B: ''female because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion''.
A handicap person was making fun of me so I walked away
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
Genie: What are your 3 wishes? Me: Make every word 4 letters long. Geni: Wish Gran. Meee: Make every word star with "br". Brni: Brsh Bran. Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh" Bruh: Bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh
How do you make epileptic kids dance? Throw a flash bang in there room.
Medusa makes men hard
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse but I beat her to it
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her." (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
I was making a bet with my grandfather who would die first I said that I would die first. He said "Bet" and Died after he drank his coffee He was my least favorite grandparent
God:(creating elephants) Make it big Angel:How big? God:As big as my d- Angel: Whoa God:Fine 10 feet tall Angel: That's big bu- God: Put a long thing on it's face
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
