If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
Make Jokes
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
