Make jokes

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.

Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.

Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!

Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."

Make like a drum and beat it!

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

How to make holy water:

1. Grab a pot.

2. Put water in it.

3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.

4. Boil the hell out of it.

When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.

It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.

Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.

Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.

Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.

I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.

He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.

It's women that make it hard.

How do you make an elephant float?

One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!

Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.

Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?

A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"

What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!