Why can't orphans go to a friend's house.Because they can't make themselves at home
so i went to my freinds house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out i dont like visitors.
Me:Mom can I have some make up. Mom: no. You are beautiful just the way you. Me:So that’s why you were make up.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders Turtle soup . The waiter hollers “One Turtle Soup”. A moment later the guy calls the waiter over and says, I’ve changed my mind , I would like Pea Soup The waiter hollers “ Hold The Turtle and Make It Pea “
jo mama is so fat that naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser? This guy, yep this guy right here.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after but then i realised that antidepressants don't make you OD.
What type of bee cant make up his mind?
A maybe.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
I'm making a website for orphans wont add the home page
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "when i cook i make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
How did gertie gorilla make the playboy magazine? She was ape-ril!
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord Server
why is life like penises
woman make it hard
