I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
There is the similarity within my wallet and an onion. They always make me cry
What type of bee cant make up his mind?
A maybe.
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Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway
i make phones. for orphans sadly it has no home button
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what did jessiey do jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn heyyyy gas
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
All these people on here making me wish I knew them irl
If you were a room in my house I’d make you the basement. So I could put kids inside you.
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You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
how do you make a cat say woof? you cover it in petrol and light a match.
crazy I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy I was crazy once...
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
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I’d make a Kobe joke it just wouldn’t land right
