Make jokes

How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.

If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!

How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?

Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.

I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

Umm, what joke should I make?

Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”

He hid in her attic.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.