Make jokes
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!