Make jokes
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A. A dino-snore.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
How do you make a baby cry? You run over it with a lawn mower.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.