Make jokes
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.