Make jokes
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.