I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Make Jokes
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Umm, what joke should I make?
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
