Make jokes
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Memes
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.