Make jokes
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Memes
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
I make baby mush.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.