Make jokes
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Memes
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Umm, what joke should I make?
I make baby mush.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Continue.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.