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Atom

    • Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

    An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.

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    • Dog

    • Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."

    First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."

    She replies, "Really original."

    Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."

    She replies, "Ew, gross."

    Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."

    Winner dog 3.

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    • Comedian

    • The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

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    • Make memes

    Wife

    • My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.

    Joe

    • Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

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    • Baby

    • I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.

    So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

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    • Cremation

    • I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

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    • Boss

    • Bosses are like seagulls.

    They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.

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