Make jokes

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.

Q. What makes music on your hair?

A. A headband!

My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.

When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."

Three nuns die in a car crash, but they all make it to heaven. They're standing at the pearly gates, and Saint Peter says to them, "Don't worry, you're going to get in, but first I need you to answer these questions."

He asks the first nun, "What was the name of the first woman?" The nun says, "Eve." Saint Peter says, "Go on in."

Then he asks the second nun, "Where did Adam and Eve live?" The second one says, "The Garden of Eden." Saint Peter says, "You can go through."

Finally, he gets to the third nun and says, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun stands there a little confused and says, "Boy, that's a hard one." Saint Peter, shocked, goes, "That's correct! Go on in."

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her

Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?

Because you cannot break the ice.

I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.