I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
