Make jokes

When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?

Because you cannot break the ice.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head.

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?

Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.