Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What part of another one bites the dust do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them I,m standing on my own two feet.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry?
my donation to the orphanage :)
My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat
Ok so my brother mad this here it is
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.
why do blondes make bad bankrobbers? because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything."
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀
how can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her? change your name to "rape"
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
Cause they can't make it family friendly
Bosses are like seagulls. They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
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What did the man say to the woman. "Make me a sandwhich".
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox? Just tell him that it floats.
Why do girls wear classic rock t shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said "Don't make me call your parents"
