I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
Make Jokes
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
