Make jokes
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Three nuns die in a car crash, but they all make it to heaven. They're standing at the pearly gates, and Saint Peter says to them, "Don't worry, you're going to get in, but first I need you to answer these questions."
He asks the first nun, "What was the name of the first woman?" The nun says, "Eve." Saint Peter says, "Go on in."
Then he asks the second nun, "Where did Adam and Eve live?" The second one says, "The Garden of Eden." Saint Peter says, "You can go through."
Finally, he gets to the third nun and says, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun stands there a little confused and says, "Boy, that's a hard one." Saint Peter, shocked, goes, "That's correct! Go on in."
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.