Make

Make jokes

Short jokes

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her

Rape

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

Chip

(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

Comeback

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

Donation

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

Memes

Orphan

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Guy

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

Hairline

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Part

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

Love

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

Orphan

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

Step

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

School

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

Blonde

Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?

Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.