Make jokes
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Memes
HOLD UP
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
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All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.