Make jokes
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Memes
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.