Make jokes

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?

The orca Don-tist.

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"

Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?

Because you cannot break the ice.

All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."