Make jokes
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Memes
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.