Bosses are like seagulls. They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
What did the man say to the woman. "Make me a sandwhich".
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The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. (If I explain it, it won't make be funny this is a old joke my friend told me)
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
ANYTHING
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said "Don't make me call your parents"
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox? Just tell him that it floats.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Q: Why are the 49's called the 49's? A: Cause they can't make it past the 50 yard line.
did you know the f in orphan stands for family...oh wait HAHA
we should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell there parents...oh continue
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love." I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
what makes a child an orphan?
their parents left the for good :D
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on makes it off the roof.
Hello *everyone now question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
