Make jokes
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.