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What do sex and food have in common?

Grandma makes both better.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?

A: Make sure to come upstairs!

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."

When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."

A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.

Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.

The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.

The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

Bosses are like seagulls.

They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.

Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

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What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."