The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. (If I explain it, it won't make be funny this is a old joke my friend told me)
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
ANYTHING
what makes an orphan jump? A Bridge
Opposite day be like in doors
Figure : finally I can see
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo I'm blind. Figure I'm sorry i made fun if u all those other times pls don't make fu. Of me
Figure: ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes they literally look this shit up just to complain
Hello *everyone now question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
I was gonna make a joke about mexicans but honestly it crosses the line.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
what makes a child an orphan?
their parents left the for good :D
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on makes it off the roof.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
did you know the f in orphan stands for family...oh wait HAHA
we should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell there parents...oh continue
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love." I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Q: Why are the 49's called the 49's? A: Cause they can't make it past the 50 yard line.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Men built civilisations Men went to the moon Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society
Women did none of those They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her "why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?" His mother replies "to make myself beautiful Johnny." A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
