Make jokes
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.