Make jokes
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.