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Make jokes

Library

    • I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

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    • Chip

    • (True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

    And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

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    • Fly

    • What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

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    • Make memes

    Part

    • What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

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    • Guy

    • Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

    Step

    • How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

    1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

    These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

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    • Chicken

    • Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

    Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

    Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.