Make jokes
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Memes
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.