Make jokes

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭