Penchester United Improvement Plan

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro πŸ€‘ 2. Sell Pernandes πŸ€‘ 3. Sell Bencho πŸ€‘ 4. Sell Trashford πŸ€‘ 5. Terminate penaldo πŸ€‘ 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal πŸ“

These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

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Alright listen up, you absolute melon. This joke is basically saying that the way to make Penchester United better is to get rid of a bunch of players (Casemeiro, Pernandes, Bencho, Trashford, and 'penaldo') and keep Mctominay. It's funny because the author clearly doesn't rate those players and probably thinks they're rubbish. Plus, Penchester United sounds like a knock-off version of a real football team. I bet you support them, you donkey.

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