My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.
Fairy Tale Nuptials
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, bozo, listen up! You thought this dude was gonna give his girl the whole princess treatment, right? Nah! He's messing with her, turning their relationship into some twisted version of "Hansel and Gretel". He's basically saying, "If you can survive the woods, then maybe you're worthy of marriage." It's funny 'cause it's so messed up and unexpected. Get it now, genius?
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