Make jokes
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Memes
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."