Make jokes
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
Memes
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)