Make jokes
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Memes
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."