Make jokes

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"

What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."

You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.

Why can't two Asians make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.

Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?

Because the joke needs parental guidance.

I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.

People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

What makes a nuke and divorce the same?

It only takes one of each to end your life.

How to make time fly?

Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.

What's 10 inches and makes women scream?

Cot death!

Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his gaze is blank. The other hunter grabs his phone and calls emergency services: "My friend is dead! What do I do?"

The emergency dispatcher replies: "Calm down. I can help you. First, make sure he's really dead."

Silence on the other end, then a gunshot. Back on the phone, the hunter asks: "Okay, now what?"

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry.

What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.