What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
