Make Jokes

My friends hate when i make skeleton jokes.I guess i need to put more backbone into it.

I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spen the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

What do sex and food have in common? Grandma makes both better.

Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.

my girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. fair enough. i gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy he started crying and I said stand up for you self

what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)

I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield