(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
What do sex and food have in common? Grandma makes both better.
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what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
dudeeeeeeeeeee if u stabe a cereal box will that make u a cereal killer?
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? A: Make sure to come upstairs.
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What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
We’re does the killer wale go to get its teeth don.
The orca Don test
I thought god didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face
I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
charlenes hair line was so big that joe biden could not make it prime minister
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why do blondes make bad bankrobbers? because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Ok so my brother mad this here it is
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield
