Make

Make Jokes

Time

How to make time fly?

Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.

Orphan

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

Woman

When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"

Friend

My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.

Poem

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Charity

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

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  • Name

    How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

    Change your name to "Rape."

    Short jokes

    How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her

    Chip

    (True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

    And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

    Comeback

    My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

    Donation

    What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

    My donation to the orphanage :)

    Orphan

    What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

    1. All your snacks are family sized.

    2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

    Guy

    Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

    Hairline

    Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.