Make jokes
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Memes
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!