Make jokes

A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

How do you make antifreeze?

You steal her blanket.

Why do you make fun of disabled people?

They can't stand up for themselves.

What makes a skeleton laugh?

When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!

Heh.

Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!

One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

What does the ocean do to its friends?

It waves.

(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)

What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.

The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.

Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!

A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"

Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."

Genie: Poof!

Tom: It didn't work.

Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Why did the people get a chicken?

To make eggs.

How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.

Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?

To make room in the freezer for his special meat.

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.