Make jokes
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Memes
a heart to make ur day better :D
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."