Make jokes
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."