Make jokes
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
How do you make a baby cry? You run over it with a lawn mower.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
This making me laughing so much! 🤣🤣🤣
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?
A: Makes a Down payment.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.