Make jokes
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."