Make jokes
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩