The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Make Jokes
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
