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I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"