Make jokes

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.

I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.

How do you make a lesbian upset?

Give her a multiplication test.

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head.

I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.

Simply because they look up to me.

They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?

How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.

Religion crashes them.