Make jokes
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."