I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spen the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
what did jessiey do jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn heyyyy gas
your mum is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF" How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW"
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages of course, silly!
