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I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.

That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.

An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.

I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.

Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.

What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

They both got a 10% survival rate...

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come home.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

Make a wish.

Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.

Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.