Madness jokes
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
Mad Pussy.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
School days
"irresistible to women"
How it feels to get so mad at the game. That you can't even explain your anger So you just low key Slime yourself out.
that one person name Jake in your school be like
Well we learned our lesson don't make a baby mad...
*Cough cough*
Community talk
For those of you who do not know, When im in verbal shutdown, talk to me, if you dont understand me i wont get mad, understand the leavls, dont leave. When i am in my reality phase, talk to me, Remind me who i am, were im at, and who YOU are. When i am about anything else (panic attack, over thinking, ect) Have me listen to music , put a blanket over my head, and jst zone out. Have me listen and talk to a person. Use logic against my situation, but please refrain from being rude.
Ty and ily all <333
I think my friend is mad at me. I kinda said she couldn't have drgs for christmas </3
i miss and am mad at alain rn