Babe

Babe memes

Jokes

Twin

There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.

A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."

World

I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said, "but the world is round."

I said, babe, you are my world.

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