Madness jokes
I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"
Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?