Why was the barber mad cause I gave him a buzzcut
Why is broly always mad ... anwser;his bros dead
my bad I kick me bad in if balls and he got so fucking mad
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful
When your mad you might as well just punch an orphan. Cause what can they do, tell there parents?
I broke the sink yesterday the handle just blew right off! my dad was so mad he blew his stack!
why did Bob fall because gravity was mad at him.
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other "What do you think about that mad cow disease". The other replies "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole.".
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off - He's all right now
why were the people during 9/11 mad? they ordered 2 sausage pizzas but instead they got 2 plane pizzas
What is a mad cow disease
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like bitch we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
why are you mad becuase no one wants to adopt me
Yo mama ass is mad crusty
what made ppl mad?
PLANES IN FORTNItE BAATTEEL ROYALLEEEEEE
Why did greg go mad.... because stephen stalked him
Sans: why couldn't the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
