Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough
Because they got plain
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
if u r a big fan of me go to the move and i kill the badguys a if u dont i will be mad and i will be sonic .exe lol
Why was the pregnant cow get mad all the time,it wasn’t in for the moo-d
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad? Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had MAD FLOW
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
