Madness jokes
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
What is mad cow disease?
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost.
So as they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun." And the man from New York said, "Bring me a gun as well!"
The guy was confused but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For the France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started shooting and laughing like a mad man and said. 3 men lived through this and one said to the others, "Well...sh!# that didn't go as planned."
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Ur dad is mad.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.