Madness Jokes

When your mad you might as well just punch an orphan. Cause what can they do, tell there parents?

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage and he’s mad. I got fired...

Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life

Oh tissue, tender and so pure Absorbing pain, a whispered cure Each tear that falls, you gently hold A conduit for the stories untold

In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain

But madden, oh how you disrupt In your chaos, emotions erupt You twist and tangle, hearts collide Leaving us lost, unable to decide

Yet even in your tangled mess You bring forth growth, a rare finesse For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day

So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned Through tears and anger, joy and fears We find strength, as life perseveres

Short and sweet, this tale of strife Unraveling souls, seeking life Madden, because tissue, we may be But we'll rise above, forever free

why did Bob fall because gravity was mad at him.

a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other "What do you think about that mad cow disease". The other replies "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole.".

Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying

now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide

Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.

Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off - He's all right now

why were the people during 9/11 mad? they ordered 2 sausage pizzas but instead they got 2 plane pizzas

What is a mad cow disease

what made ppl mad?

PLANES IN FORTNItE BAATTEEL ROYALLEEEEEE

Why did greg go mad.... because stephen stalked him

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why are you mad becuase no one wants to adopt me

My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.

Like bitch we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.

How do rappers stay cool?

They have MAD ICE

My sister got mad when i rold her this joke about say this word 10 times and she got in trouble and it was a funny word that she did not even no what she was saying ahhahaha 😆 lol