Made

Made jokes

Tampon

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

Yo mama

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Hello

When did “yo” mean Hello?

They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."

Cheese

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"

Food

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

Unicorn

If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.

Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P

Suicide

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!

Gang

outside lmao.

-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.

Steak

What do you do when you made a misteak?

You do some yoga 🧘‍♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."

Atom

if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom

Name

Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?

Dad: Because you were made there.

Mum: We haven't been to Canada.

Dad: Hol' up a minute.

Sex

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"