Made jokes
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"